Amityville Kitchen

My super-galactic travelling friends,

This year seems to have been a bumper crop for flies, and mixed with the fact it's been so hot (which I'm guessing is the reason for all the flies) we've had to have windows open, and it's been horrible! Every time a door or a window is opened, flies have somehow managed to find their way in (although I have a theory about flies and quantum tunnelling, but that's for another time...)

I try and keep windows open as little as possible because of this, while my partner likes to keep all the windows and back door wide open as often as possible. All these reasons above meant that, when I discovered above average amount of flies on our kitchen windows one afternoon, I just assumed they came in the day before, and so went about shooing them out...I soon realised though that I was horribly wrong, and the flies were actually coming

The day of the collective panic attack

Dear super-galactic travelling friends, 

Yesterday evening my partner and I were at a friend's Birthday party enjoying some food, having good convos, when suddenly alarms started going off. At first we thought it was the fire alarm for the flat where our friend lives, but then we realised...it was an emergency alert on our phones.

In that moment the nation as a whole grabbed their phones, hearts racing, wondering if this was it, and nukes were about to start raining down on us...